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 Holy Crap Animals! 
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Cats (and dogs) ready to kill you.

Warning: some of these guys are just ugly. But there's a lot of 'angry cute' too.


Wed Feb 23, 2011 6:08 pm
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I generally assume all cats are ready to kill me.


Wed Feb 23, 2011 6:13 pm
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It's not their fault they're made out of Katie-Kryptonite.


Wed Feb 23, 2011 6:14 pm
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See, that's my assumption about dogs. I don't trust them. They could go from puppy to bite my flesh off at the drop of a hat.


Wed Feb 23, 2011 6:34 pm
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No, no, dogs require provocation at least. It might not be something intentional or that you think was provocation, but there'll be something that cause it.

Cats? Cats just want to kill you.


Wed Feb 23, 2011 6:58 pm
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So I provoked dogs when I was young by just standing on my porch and they came and barked and growled threateningly at me?

Cats, they just want to be left alone.


Wed Feb 23, 2011 7:01 pm
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Yup.

I know SO MANY CATS that contradict that theory.


Wed Feb 23, 2011 7:04 pm
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Haha, and I've never met a cat that wants to kill me. Maybe you unintentionally did something to provoke it? :P


Wed Feb 23, 2011 7:07 pm
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The dog thing, btw--for one reason or another, they probably thought you were in their territory.

LOL, and as Sylvia just said, "Of course cats just want to be left alone. That's why they want to kill you."


Wed Feb 23, 2011 7:09 pm
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Clearly, just being outside my front door and the dogs being at least two or three blocks from their home was inside their territory. ;)

No, they want to kill you when you don't pay attention to you when they don't want to be left alone. :P


Wed Feb 23, 2011 7:12 pm
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That sentence does not make sense. :P


Wed Feb 23, 2011 7:53 pm
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Of course it doesn't to somebody that doesn't understand cats. :P

Of course, I meant to say: No, they want to kill you when you don't pay attention to ythem when they don't want to be left alone


Wed Feb 23, 2011 7:56 pm
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Look, I love cats, but they are kind of homicidal sociopaths who are only held back from supervillainy by their lack of opposable thumbs.


Wed Feb 23, 2011 9:18 pm
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Hey now. Winston Jerome is not held back by his lack of thumbs.


Thu Feb 24, 2011 9:55 am
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This story contains spiders and pictures of spiders. I wish I hadn't read it.

But it demonstrates beautifully why I have absolutely no interest in ever owning any kind of spider as a pet. EVER.


Thu Feb 24, 2011 8:31 pm
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Holy shit crows are terrifyingly smart.


Mon Feb 28, 2011 10:24 pm
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Excerpts from "I Could Pee on This" and Other Poems by Cats


Mon Mar 07, 2011 1:50 pm
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Top 10 Cutest Baby Animals Native to Libya


Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:05 am
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http://deadspin.com/#!5785732/when-an-a ... -his-tummy

URL says it all :)


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Ridiculously cute Scottish fold kitten is ridiculously cute.


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